brevity is the soul of wit.

Tock. Tick.

For Procter & Gamble - Oil of Olay.
Sheer brilliance. Saatchi & Saatchi almost always nails it.

val disagrees with agreeing.

Have you ever thought about the phrase 'agree to disagree'? Like 'ok, let's agree to disagree'. I can't remember my line of argument anymore.

But well, I disagree with agreeing.

Think I'm just sprouting rubbish. I'm not thinking straight today. (Some people will argue that I almost never think straight anyway, in the sense that I come up with quite a number of sexual innuendos. But no, not that kind of crooked.) How can I think straight when I can see my cap everywhere I look? I feel like a suspicious, perverted man. I miss my irritating hair that's all over my face and giving me a lazy eye.

Here's an example of my defective brain patterns today:

THE REASON THAT PEOPLE ARE DYING OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING

tagline for a family MPV (I hope you're able to make the mental leaps.)

grrl power.

"You were born. And oh, how you wailed. Your first breath is a scream. Not timid and low, but selfish and shattering, with all the force of waiting nine months under water. The rest of your life should be like that. An announcement."

- Wieden & Kennedy for Nike

a bit of pre-conclusive depression.

So I was the last victim of the seniors' ponding spree and it happened right after I walked out from my bath!! But it's okay, I kicked their balls, literally, and clawed them (their arms, not their balls).

I'm supposed to write a piece that best expresses myself but I am so stuck. But check this out, my brainchild:

1. We get your mind off safety, and on pleasure.

2. For your pleasure, we take care of the safety aspect.

Ad slogans. Guess what product? Actually it's a no-brainer.


I'm actually a bit depressed thinking about my future (not only career wise). Sometimes, liking (or loving) a person doesn't make things right or help them work out. But it is so effortless to make do with the status quo. Zero risk and all. Why are you like that?

Besides the really immature lyrics, I actually rather enjoy Potential Breakup Song.