calvin says.

Calvin: "Do you like being a girl?"
Susie: "It's gotta be better than the alternative." (Very true.)

Calvin: "What's it like? Is it like being a bug?"

Susie: "Like a WHAT?"

Calvin: "I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."

How did Bill Watterson get to be so witty?